A witty (or shitty – depending on your outlook) collection of musings and observations by crazy gays!
All your hot mess is welcome here. Give us shit. We love it.
Give Us Shit! | Archive | Get Fed
June 24 2014
Everyone please welcome my dear friend to tumblr! She’s gonna start talking about some delicious treats. Go follow her… don’t ravage her— unless she asks.
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June 14 2014
She saw him through the pee hole.
June 13 2014
"You know, a marshmallow, the largest ones you can get in the market. The kind that stand on end, like a butt plug."
June 12 2014
(Source: andrewbelami, via chadleymacguff)
June 9 2014
June 2 2014
May 31 2014
"I like bears!"
- Chris P.
May 24 2014
"I want passion. I want sex. I want GIRLS."
"He’s probably getting his suckd dicked."
May 15 2014
"This is my favorite video of all time, for now. http://youtu.be/VgGJ23uys68"
April 6 2014
December 20 2013
"I get plenty of sex… on Tumblr…"
December 12 2013
December 6 2013
"So I went to talk to the only 3 girls here. Like a safety net u know? But they weren’t interested in talking. #rejectedbyhags"
"At a party where I’m meeting everyone for the 4th time, but they’re apparently meeting me for the first time. #wehobitches"