A witty (or shitty – depending on your outlook) collection of musings and observations by crazy gays!
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December 7 2013
a person without professional or specialized knowledge in a particular subject.
“the book seems well suited to the interested l-o-a-e-m-a-n-e”
December 6 2013
"So I went to talk to the only 3 girls here. Like a safety net u know? But they weren’t interested in talking. #rejectedbyhags"
"At a party where I’m meeting everyone for the 4th time, but they’re apparently meeting me for the first time. #wehobitches"
"I’ve lost my jacket,
I’ve lost my sunglasses,
November 30 2013
"Couldn’t he just buy a larger Porsche? The survivability in a larger profile car is higher."
November 28 2013
"So cinematic." - Chris P.
November 23 2013
"All of the Jahova’s Witnesses always have really good beards, and good doodles."
September 29 2013
"He’s not a stoner! He’s just narcissistic!"
September 2 2013
"I want mayonnaise in my buns."
Overheard on the streets of weho.
August 18 2013
::five gay guys walk by wearing matching tank tops that say “Whore” and “Slut” on them::
Guy: Yes we’re wearing tank tops. You don’t have to stare.
Me: So you color-coordinated and wrote on your tanks so people WOULDN’T stop to read and look at them? I guess that makes sense.
July 6 2013
June 21 2013
"Talking to two hot Asian muscle boys at the gym lol rice queens be like #iwantadobosushi"
June 15 2013
"What’s the difference between that and putting a strap-on on a giant stuffed animal."
May 18 2013
"Watching Roadhouse. Patrick Swayze’s jeans can best be described as an ass-blouse. #AssBlouse"
- Jacob F.